Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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