Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
