i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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