you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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