white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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