I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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