Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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