Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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