I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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