I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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