do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Sext me about skeletons
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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