i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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