he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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