Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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