try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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