i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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