The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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