Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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