She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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