I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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