She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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