I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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