insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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