ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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