Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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