I love having hate sex.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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