Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
