Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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