My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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