So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
worst night to have a conscience
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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