I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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