then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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