i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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