the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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