Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I wear drunk well.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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