I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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