direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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