Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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