all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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