Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
