The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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