Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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