I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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