There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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