He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
