Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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