No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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