they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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