I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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