i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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