that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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