So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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