Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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