I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
what if I'm pregnant?
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...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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